whereas Late show The host admitted that he turned him out of hatred for the GOP’s persistent lies on the third night of the Republican National Convention, tuning in to give Donald Trump his big speech on Thursday, because “he’s the president, and at this point The entire Republican Party. ”
Colbert also caught Ivanka Trump’s speech “following orders from the White House senior daughter and American girl doll,” who had boasted about working with the president as he signed nine pieces of legislation into law so that To combat the evil of human trafficking. ”
“, And then I saw one of those human smugglers tell him he wished him well,” the host recounted the president’s shocking remarks about accusatory Jeffrey Epstein’s partner, Ghiselin Maxwell.
The president’s daughter concluded her speech with this simple message: “Washington has not changed Donald Trump. Donald Trump has replaced Washington. ”
“He’s right, really, and it’s weird,” he replied. “You see, the presidency changes the proverb. It matures them, it ages them.” Showing pictures of side-by-side photos of President Barack Obama at the beginning and end of his eight years in office, Colbert Said jokingly, “The man on the left looks like he must persuade the man to the right to give him the keys to his car.” . ”
“But Trump doesn’t do any of the stuff that matures you or ages you,” he continued, “like worrying about the American people or feeling responsibility to protect them or something else obviously. ” Showing how young Trump is in four years, he said, “I think it’s true what they say: Taxidermy is not a crack.” And then, “The last four years are like Trump Dorian Gray and we are the picture!”
From there, Colbert turned to Trump’s speech, in which he continued to attack Joe Biden, calling him “Biden’s destroyer of American greatness.” In response, the host shot, “Wow, for a sleepy man who doesn’t leave his basement, Biden is very productive.”
If there was a line of address that the host agreed with, when Trump declared, “Americans are tired.”
“Yes, we are after listening to you for 70 minutes,” he said. “But it’s finally over, after four nights of osteodynamic rubbish from America’s top trash bags.”
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