It was a story that looked like it was written for late night television.
In form of Washington Post Reid wrote, “Many American Secret Service agents have housed cabinet secretaries and former presidents in Washington’s elite Colorado neighborhood for years. Those agents have had to worry about death threats, safe perimeter and suspected strangers. But with the arrival of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, she had a new concern: finding toilets. “
This was followed by an increasingly hilarious and absurd story about the couple’s denial, with agents of the Secret Service tasked with protecting their six-and-a-half bathrooms, leaving taxpayers with $ 3,000 a month. He was forced to submit the bill to the basement studio accordingly. So they were somewhere to relieve themselves.
“For those of you who think you may dislike Jared and Ivanka more, we have an important update,” Stephen Colbert said during his monologue Thursday night before recalling the most absurd details of the story. “Although I understand that the Kutchers toilets can be very busy right now and Jared and Ivanka have decimated their social lives and political futures.”
In form of late Show The host explained, the first agents were using a bathroom in a garage at Barack and Michelle Obama’s home down the road, but after a Secret Service supervisor from Trump / Kushner “This solution was also short-lived, leaving an unpleasant mess” was.” Obama bathroom. “
“You messed up Barack Obama’s bathroom?” Colbert said. “Come, the man is retired!” He really is too old for this shit !?
He said that for the rented studio, which costs $ 100,000. “This is some expensive nonsense. Which I have to say is really the brand for Ivanka. “
“I wasn’t a fan of the couple before, but it seems that Jared and Ivanka don’t particularly think [allow] Secret service in their bathroom, ”said Colbert. “I’m just saying, these are men and women who will really take a bullet for you.” The least you can do is let them take a leak.
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