Congratulations today to Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, as a study has found that he is, in some very specific metrics, the sexiest bald man in the world. According to the UK SunWilliam was apparently named that way through a study conducted by a cosmetic surgery company, which found that, of all people with follicle deficiency On the planet, it was most associated with Google search terms and blog posts tagged as “sexy,” “attractive,” or “attractive.” According to that same report, Mike Tyson came in second, suggesting that a more suitable second title for the study could probably be thegreen “People on the Internet are not okay.”
Surprisingly, the people (including our own colleagues in Jezebel!) They have taken the news of William’s latest coronation with some degree of comic skepticism, naming a wide selection of bald men who could possibly surpass the prince in the department of human sensuality. But, of course, sensuality is subjective, whereas online measurements of sensuality are not. TOand that is why we must accept science and its sexy and sexy verdict; better adjust our own understanding of human sexuality, a trait that, as far as we know, depends on having huge amounts of money, and don’t call your relatives when they say racist shit at the table (Unlike Some ungrateful, hairy offshoots we could mention)—That fly in the face of this sober and honest report. After all, when has the cosmetic surgery industry got us wrong on the subject of human appearance before?