The New York Jets do not have a Freddie Kitchens, which seems like it could be a delight even if it ends up sucking their job. No, his new head coach is Adam Gase, the praised offensive genius who lasted three seasons with the Dolphins before being fired. The most remarkable thing about his press today is that his body language is … alarming.
Some of his appointments were not much better:
Although today Gase seemed like two different aliens controlled his body, this is not a new tic for him, although he will forgive you for not paying attention to the Dolphins for the past three years. Maybe that's why he wears hats so often, but it seems that his eyes open when he is agitated or talking about something he does not want to talk about. Here is a video of him arguing about Ryan Tannehill:
And here is the one who looks happiest and most relaxed when training for the Chicago Bears:
Compare those two with a portion of today's presser. He may be a little nervous when talking about his previous failures, but he could also be stressed by having to work for the Jets.
Maybe what Flash Jets president Chris Johnson is talking about could be the reason why Gase's eyes are the size of cymbals: