A Thai teenager lived out of every man’s nightmare as a snake sunk his fangs into his penis while he was on John.
The 18-year-old viral press said, “I looked down and saw a snake hanging in the toilet.” The serpent was circumcised on Tuesday, about 12 miles from Bangkok, after which the reptile allegedly infiltrated the pipeline.
Masukrat remembers watching smartphone videos on the toilet when he suddenly realized a pain in his unconscious area. The university student looked down to discover a nightmare – a 4-foot python with his jaw fastened around the tip of his penis.
At that time, the frightened boy was still attached to the snake, and slammed the door on the reptile, leaving it in its grip. Musukrat then sank into panic and came out of the blood-soaked bathroom with pants around his ankles, where the snake was back in the toilet bowl.
Seeing her son’s troubles, the teenager’s mother attempted to calm him down, before the emergency services rushed the poor soul to the hospital to repair its common member. Thankfully, doctors were able to clean the wounds of the masculine and sterilize it using an antibiotic wash.
“The doctor said my penis could be used as a normal soon,” said the grateful teenager, who is currently recovering in the hospital.
As snakes, handlers were able to bag the manhood-playful reptile using specialized equipment and safely release it back into the wild.
Despite the painful result, Masukrat’s mother said she was relieved that the snake was a non-venomous dragon and not a deadly cobra.
Still, she predicts that her son “will be afraid to go to the toilet every time.”
Unfortunately, this is not the first time someone has been bitten by a snake while he is in a bowl. In January, a Thai woman was hospitalized, while she was doing her business, a snake pierced her trunk in her thigh.