Following the jovial joy of President Donald Trump’s second impeachment on Wednesday night, Jimmy Kimmel had even more good news to celebrate on Thursday.
Not only has Trump already started exiting the White House, but the president’s mood has been described as “monotonous” and “vindictive” and he also “outsmarted his No. 1 dirty-working Rudy Giuliani.” Has been doing.” The host was referring to a new report Washington Post Trump has instructed allies not to pay Giuliani for his legal efforts to reverse the election results.
“Working for Trump and hoping to get paid is akin to having dinner with Chris Christie and expecting a doggie bag,” Kimmel said. After noting that Giuliani’s rate is $ 20,000 per day, he said, “well spent money.”
“He could have hired Gary Basre for one hundred rupees to do the same thing,” he said. “That’s a lot for an incompetent lawyer.” And then, “I wonder who leaked this story … maybe it was Giuliani’s head!”
Perhaps hoping that he won’t have the opportunity to make any more jokes at Giuliani’s expense too soon, Kimmel decides to leave it all on the table.
“Rudy Giuliani traveled around the world,” he said. “He went from being mayor of America to parking a dildo store trying to dig up dirt for Trump. The only dirt he could find was getting out of his hair, but what would he get for his troubles? Huh? They were not paid for the work they did. “
And Giuliani is not the only member of Trump’s inner circle to be formally thrown under the bus. “Mike Pence had to bow down and fill his ‘evangelical Christian values’ in the small hole that God tries to forget,” Kimmel said. “Last week, his boss called him the ‘P-word’ and sent a ghostly mob to kill him.”
“And then there’s Michael Cohen who took out a mortgage on his house to pay Donald Trump’s mistress,” he continued. “What did he get?” He got jailed. Look at Eric and Junior, both of you are next! “
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