Welcome to Best of Late Night, a roundup of the highlights of the night before that gets you to sleep and get paid to watch comedy. We are all stuck at home right now, so here are the 50 best movies on Netflix right now.
‘We have all been there’
A giant container ship is blocking the Suez Canal, one of the most important maritime arteries in the world, causing a traffic jam of more than 100 ships at each end.
“Yes, that is a difficult day for that captain. Right now it is trending worldwide on Twitter as #dockblocker, ”Jimmy Fallon joked Wednesday.
“I get it – after a year of quarantine, nothing fits anymore. They should have put that ship in their elastic channel. You know, the one that looks like denim, but gives, and is smart enough to go from the couch to brunch. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
“But when you look at how big that ship is, I’m not surprised that it gets stuck. And the crazy thing is that the whole ship is only delivering two AA batteries. Yes, the rest is just extra packaging. ” – TREVOR NOAH
“I’ll give you an idea of how big these container ships are: this is as long as the Empire State Building in New York is tall. Well, there is your problem. You should have navigated it upright. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT
The bits worth seeing
“Daily Show” correspondent Dulcé Sloan tells the often-ignored story of female athlete-activists.
What excites us on Thursday night
Maya Rudolph will catch up with her former “Saturday Night Live” co-star Jimmy Fallon on Thursday’s “Tonight Show.”
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Black nerds are finally having their long-awaited cultural moment.